Quest West - A Ride Across America

*At home, we say hi to Jon's dear old man; on the road, we wave hi to old men on their John Deere's.
*At home, we work nine to five and sometimes put in overtime; out here, we work out nine to five and sometimes put in overtime.
*At home, when we get saddled with a lot of work, it's a real pain in the ass; on the road, when we do a lot of work in the saddle, it's a real pain in the ass.
*In New York, the streets go from one to two hundred something; in the towns we go through, the streets go "First, Middle, Last"
*At home, we worry about the rising cost of gas; in the tent, we worry about the cost of rising gas.