7.09.2006
Praise the Lord!!!
Some might drive you to atheism, some might actually inspire you, but here are the most interesting church signs we've seen - and we've seen a lot - ranked from least favorite to most favorite.
*God, show us our stops as well as our steps.
*When you can't cope, Jesus gives hope.
*The most you can spend on your children is your "time."
*No God, No Peace; Know God, Know Peace.
*Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death.
*It is never too late to repent, for you do not know how soon it will be too late.
*If your salvation won't bring you to church, it won't bring you to heaven.
*When praying, don't give God instructions. Just report for duty.
*The key is not finding the right person, it's being the right person.
*God's line is never too busy.
*Coming Soon...JESUS
*Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
*God did not go on vacation and leave you in charge.
*God, show us our stops as well as our steps.
*When you can't cope, Jesus gives hope.
*The most you can spend on your children is your "time."
*No God, No Peace; Know God, Know Peace.
*Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death.
*It is never too late to repent, for you do not know how soon it will be too late.
*If your salvation won't bring you to church, it won't bring you to heaven.
*When praying, don't give God instructions. Just report for duty.
*The key is not finding the right person, it's being the right person.
*God's line is never too busy.
*Coming Soon...JESUS
*Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
*God did not go on vacation and leave you in charge.
