7.03.2006
Ride America Scandal
Fan Favorite Hatoun Joins the Club
The professional cycling community's reputation took another hit today when Jon Hatoun (Wellesley, MA) joined other top cyclists such as Ulrich and Bossa who have recently tested positive for performance enhancing drugs--i.e. blood doping. Hatoun mysteriously decided not to compete in this year's Tour de France, but instead to train in America with friend Austin Lehn. Lehn was asked to comment: "Honestly, I'm not surprised. I tell you, he can go forever; it doesn't really matter how hard I push, I just can't keep up. I've definitely thought the stuff would help me get to the West Coast and even considered taking it, but luckily for me and my family there's none to be found in Kentucky. Oh yeah, and he stole a t-shirt from Cracker Barrell." As the sport tries to clean itself up, Ulrich, Bossa, and Hatoun will surely go down in history with the likes of McGuire, Sosa, and Bonds for the embarrassment they have brought to their respective sports.
The professional cycling community's reputation took another hit today when Jon Hatoun (Wellesley, MA) joined other top cyclists such as Ulrich and Bossa who have recently tested positive for performance enhancing drugs--i.e. blood doping. Hatoun mysteriously decided not to compete in this year's Tour de France, but instead to train in America with friend Austin Lehn. Lehn was asked to comment: "Honestly, I'm not surprised. I tell you, he can go forever; it doesn't really matter how hard I push, I just can't keep up. I've definitely thought the stuff would help me get to the West Coast and even considered taking it, but luckily for me and my family there's none to be found in Kentucky. Oh yeah, and he stole a t-shirt from Cracker Barrell." As the sport tries to clean itself up, Ulrich, Bossa, and Hatoun will surely go down in history with the likes of McGuire, Sosa, and Bonds for the embarrassment they have brought to their respective sports.
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I have no comment. I will work hard with my lawyer to clean up my name, and will certainly be suing Austin for defamation of character...if he ever catches up.
-"Maillot" Jaune Hatoun
-"Maillot" Jaune Hatoun
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: 4:24 PM
: 4:24 PM
Hi Austin,
Read over your dad's shoulder last night all about your trip. It sounds wonderful, hope you are taking time to smell the grits as you go throgh the south. I will be in Northwest Florida, Chipley to be exact about an hour west of Tallahassee attending a conference
from Sunday night the 9th till late Tuesday afternoon. Any chance you'll be near there, it's almost Alabama. If so I'd love to take you guys to dinner.
Summer is quickly moving , all our camp programs are underway and am as I type waiting for the kids who come from Israel to get to the Y today and join up with Teen Travel.
Glad you are well and having a great time.
Oops the bus is here from the airport.
Be well!
Love
Gina
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Read over your dad's shoulder last night all about your trip. It sounds wonderful, hope you are taking time to smell the grits as you go throgh the south. I will be in Northwest Florida, Chipley to be exact about an hour west of Tallahassee attending a conference
from Sunday night the 9th till late Tuesday afternoon. Any chance you'll be near there, it's almost Alabama. If so I'd love to take you guys to dinner.
Summer is quickly moving , all our camp programs are underway and am as I type waiting for the kids who come from Israel to get to the Y today and join up with Teen Travel.
Glad you are well and having a great time.
Oops the bus is here from the airport.
Be well!
Love
Gina
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