8.04.2006
Home Sweet Home on the Road
At home, when everything's coming our way, we're real happy campers; on the road, when everything's coming our way, we're in the wrong lane.
At home, when we hit the road, we can do 60m.p.h. easy; in the Southwest, when we hit the road, the road hits us back harder.
At home, when we walk the line, we stay away from the grass; on the road, when we ride the line, we also stay away from the grass.
In the hospital, when obese patients get thin, spirits are high; on the road, when patience gets thin, spirits are consumed.
At home, when we break wind people move away from our rear ends; on the road, if it's windy and we break wind, people pile up behind our rear ends.
At home, when we hit the road, we can do 60m.p.h. easy; in the Southwest, when we hit the road, the road hits us back harder.
At home, when we walk the line, we stay away from the grass; on the road, when we ride the line, we also stay away from the grass.
In the hospital, when obese patients get thin, spirits are high; on the road, when patience gets thin, spirits are consumed.
At home, when we break wind people move away from our rear ends; on the road, if it's windy and we break wind, people pile up behind our rear ends.
